Saturday, May 13, 2006
COME OUT OF THE CLOSET ANNE FRANK, THE WAR IS OVER!
Great time at Andrew's place last night! Got drunk on cosmopolitans and even drunker on Stephen's "Cosmobukas!" We held a short mass and I gave out Holy Communion - "body of Christ Andrew." Note for the next party: someone buy Patrick a sippy cup please! Danced in the living room, Matt gave everyone a demonstration of his favourite sexual positions using ME as his helper ... eat your heart out Marcus! Oops, we caused Andrew's bed to collapse! Went to Menz bar (why I don't know) and ran into a few of my BESTEST BUDS! Danced to Madge and then decided Menz Bar SUCKED! 8 of us piled into Matt's jeep to head back to Andrew's, stopped in the middle of the road as the cops drove by. Wait, who is that trying to get in the jeep? Oh no, it's Q-DOT ... DRIVE MATT, DRIVE! Looks like there'll be 9 of us! Back at Andrew's and Q-DOT decides to pretend to take a nap so he can make his way up stairs later... I'll have none of it. Matt thinks we should circumcise Q-DOT with a steak knife ... I think we should smash a lemon on his head. Time to go to bed Andrew and time for Q-DOT to quit pretending he's asleep ... the door is datta way! Back home for some Michelina's Mac & Cheese and some Motrin...Oh, what a night. So glad Anne decided to come out of the closet!
Quotes from the night:
- "Come out of the closet Anne Frank, the war is over!"
- "Marcus, I'm ready to talk to you now!"
- "I just farted ... sorry, I had a date last night."
- "Look, I'm an L!" - Jeff while wearing Patrick's shoes.
- "From the rock, straight to your cock."
- "He CANNOT stay here, he'll rob Andrew blind!"
:: posted by Ray of Delight, 4:27 PM
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Luvs it!!
