Friday, May 26, 2006
GAY REHAB
They say it takes 21 days to break a habit and I am currently testing out this claim. For fear of impending varicose veins I have decided I need to stop crossing my legs but I'm having a very difficult time getting over my addiction. I think I am feeling fine when all of a sudden my legs start to twitch and I get all sweaty and nauseated ... next thing I know my legs are crossed and I'm doing a full foot swing under my desk!I think I'm going to need an intervention. Do they have gay rehab for these sorts of things? If not, I think they should becasue in addition to my own leg crossing addiction, I definitely know people who are addicted to their flat iron and to wearing the collars of their polo shirts up, both of which are SERIOUSLY harmful addictions considering it's no longer 2004!
DAMN ... I just crossed my legs ... I have to go call my sponsor!
:: posted by Ray of Delight, 4:03 PM
