Tuesday, May 09, 2006

MAY 'FORTUNE' SHINE UPON ME!

I would like for you all to meet my new future husband, Mr. JD Fortune. Ooooh those hips, that stomach, those lips, that hair and that voice. He oooozes sex and drips hotness. And man oh man can that boy sing!

In all seriousness, I had forgotten how many great songs INXS has, and JD definitely gives them new life. The show opened with a counting clock ticking down the minutes and seconds to the bands appearance... it really got the anxious crowd all rilled up. And then the curtain fell and we saw the band standing on the most brightly lit stage I've ever witnessed. A silver glittery curtain was the backdrop and his hotness was standing, legs spread eagle in a hot red shirt, black jacket and tight black velvet pants, sunglasses on and a lit cigarette in his mouth! From that moment on I was in love ... well, in lust, but you get the picture. I thought I wouldn't know the songs, but the INXS oldies, Pretty Vegas, & Afterglow made up the set list along with only a few I didn't recognize that came from the new album. I'd say my favourite part of the show (other than when he simulated masturbating while lying on his back and the four or five times he put his hands down his pants) was when he did a rendition of Amazing Grace with the two diva back up singers. He dedicated it to his "Papa" ... did I mention I LOVE HIM?!

He showed some real pride for his home province when he took a NS flag from the crowd and regularly waved it in the air, danced with it down the back of his pants and rubbed it on his crotch. GOD BLESS NOVA SCOTIA and may FORTUNE shine upon ME!

:: posted by Ray of Delight, 11:04 PM

1 Comments:

I believe what you mean is GOD BLESS ROCKERS WITH TIGHT PANTS... I'm sorry I missed the show last night :( Boo!
Blogger Jeff, at 9:23 AM  

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