Thursday, June 15, 2006
25 THINGS THAT RUIN MY BUZZ
1. Chicken skewers and sauteed veggies
2. Beyonce
3. Hang-overs
4. Oprah
5. Jennifer Anistion
6. Jennifer Aniston when she's ON Oprah
7. Drinking on Friday night ruins Saturday nights' buzz
8. Ashlee Simpson when she sings "L-O, L-O, L-O, L-O-V-E"
9. People who act as if they like you for years then tell you they don't
10. Going Potty
11. Running out of alcohol at the cottage
12. People who bad mouth Madonna
13. Elton John (especially when he bad mouths Madonna)
14. Celine Dion talking about her frozen embryos
15. R&B and rap on a Saturday night
16. Bonnie Raitt (the disease, not the singer)
17. Jamie Foxx (the actor, not the disease)
18. Eating while trying to get drunk
19. Date Movie
20. Will and Jada ("my baby bathes me")
21. Deeply profound messenger names and people who leave their schedule then say, "CELL IT!"
22. Gay guys who say they're "straight-acting"
23. Star Jones Reynolds, Meredith Viera, Elizabeth Hasselbeck, Joy Behar and Babs Walters
24. Ellen when she steals her audiences' purses and coats
25. Q-DOT!
2. Beyonce
3. Hang-overs
4. Oprah
5. Jennifer Anistion
6. Jennifer Aniston when she's ON Oprah
7. Drinking on Friday night ruins Saturday nights' buzz
8. Ashlee Simpson when she sings "L-O, L-O, L-O, L-O-V-E"
9. People who act as if they like you for years then tell you they don't
10. Going Potty
11. Running out of alcohol at the cottage
12. People who bad mouth Madonna
13. Elton John (especially when he bad mouths Madonna)
14. Celine Dion talking about her frozen embryos
15. R&B and rap on a Saturday night
16. Bonnie Raitt (the disease, not the singer)
17. Jamie Foxx (the actor, not the disease)
18. Eating while trying to get drunk
19. Date Movie
20. Will and Jada ("my baby bathes me")
21. Deeply profound messenger names and people who leave their schedule then say, "CELL IT!"
22. Gay guys who say they're "straight-acting"
23. Star Jones Reynolds, Meredith Viera, Elizabeth Hasselbeck, Joy Behar and Babs Walters
24. Ellen when she steals her audiences' purses and coats
25. Q-DOT!
:: posted by Ray of Delight, 3:51 PM
1 Comments:
Love it!! It's like your own personal Ciccone Code. And I know what each and every comment means.
