Monday, June 19, 2006
FRIENDS, FOOD, FUN ... BUT NO FACIALS!
Another fantastic weekend filled with friends, food, fun ... but no facials! Friday night we went to Joseph's for what was supposed to be "Facial Friday." However, on a trip to my esthetician's office for some eyelash tinting (fab) earlier that day, she recommended that I not put a $.99 face mask on if I was planning to go out that night. Well, we all know that Fridays are the new Saturdays so NOT going out was simply NOT an option for me, so I opted for more drinking, less facial. And apparently not going out wasn't an option for anyone else either as EVERYONE went out and NO ONE did facials! 
Having only eaten a sandwich all day, I got obnoxiously drunk very quickly. I ran out of wine but luckily there was some "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" available so that I did not lose my buzz. We had fun laughing and talking and hearing Andrew's traveling stories! I've been told that after some more drinking on Jo's Patio Bistro, we made our way to Menz Bar but I don't remember going there or being there (sorry Simon for harassing you to play Madonna :-S). What I DO remember is becoming Karen Kane as Stephen used me to demonstrate his best ballet moves on the walk to Reflections. And I DO remember continuing the fun at Reflections (sort of). When I got home I got in bed and tried to fight off the spins as I repeated to myself: "you are going to be so sick tomorrow, you are going to be SOOOOoooo sick tomorrow!" But ........ I wasn't sick! Instead I got up and said "did I even go OUT last night?!" It was another lovely, sunny day so I got ready and Peter, Phil and I went to Mexi's patio for a Sangria and some people watching. Phil tried to fill in some of the blanks from Friday night but I eventually just put my fingers in my ears and said "la, la, la, la, la, la!" He informed me that I went over my quota for saying "ruin my buzz" and was not allowed to say it anymore this weekend! After Mexi's we made our way to my place where we had a fantastic BBQ and ate in the evening sun on the patio. Later that evening we went to Phil's for some cosmos. Dimitri and Kevin came over and we had a lovely time. Dimitri gave his recommendations for the best strip club to go to in Montreal ... ummm ... I'll leave it at that! Then it was off to Refs again for some dancing. The entire gang came out and it was so much fun. I didn't say "ruin my buzz" all night but did create the acronym "RMB" ... sorry Phil ;-)
Sunday was another gorgeous day. I got up at noon and Chase came by to pick me up so we could head to the Shire for a day of Sunday lounging by the lake, lots of sun and even more fun! There WAS a hot tub, but luckily it was wearing a Bonnie Raitt condom so that we were not tempted to get in and get infected! We drank our beer and coolers as we gossiped and laughed the day away. We had the most fantastic BBQ, which put our buzz on pause for awhile. Ten pieces of dessert later and after taking a short rest on the Shire's comfy couches (where Matt molested each and every one of us in some form or another), I decided it was time for Buzz Part Two: Return of the Buzz.
We got ourselves all decked out in Hobbit Coutour and made our way back outside and decided that the best spot to place our chairs would be on the steepest part of the Shire's lawn. Caught on the downhill end of a bench, Joseph felt like he had been taking a ride on the "hurricane" all evening. At one point I decided that the music was RMB so Jeff mistakenly sent Kevin to change the tunes ... he put on "Ziggy" by Celine Dion! Jeff banished Kevin from the
DJ cabana house and eventually Madonna managed to make her way into the speakers and it was time for Buzz Part Three: End of the Buzz Trilogy! More drinking and laughing ensued as Julie decided to tell us how she convinces squeamish guys to go ... ummm ... down there. Does anyone have any "Smuckers?" We learned that Fun Dip is a more vagina-friendly candy than Pop Rocks and we also learned from Jody's mom that you are not supposed to talk when making meringue. It was getting cold at this point and even though Chase and Sarah tried to teach us "how to make a Hatchett Lake quilt," we decided it was best to go inside. Jeff became the new Adam Sandler as he demonstrated HBO on demand. Apparently it is best to watch the show Big Love backwards because Jeff started us out with Episode 12! Things were winding down and we felt we did not even have enough buzz left go to Britney Spears night at Refs, so we all said our good-byes and headed home.
What a great weekend! And Joseph assures us not to worry about the lack of facials. He is currently planning a brand new event: Facial Friday: For real, real not for play, play!
Quotes from the weekend:
-- "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
-- "Put your cock on my face" (said in a Scottish accent)
-- "Pop rocks are NOT a vagina-friendly candy!"
-- "Just put some jam on it and get down there!"
-- "RMB"
-- "Jeff is the new Adam Sandler"
-- "Not only does it fast forward, it also rewinds!"
-- "You are not supposed to talk when making meringue"
-- "Ziggy ... Il s'appelle Ziggy!"
:: posted by Ray of Delight, 10:05 AM
