Friday, June 16, 2006
HOBBIT TALK
Welcome to the latest Ray of Delight feature, which will include regular questions, comments or views made by Jeff (aka The Hobbit). Urban Dictionary defines Hobbit Talk as the following:1. Any discussion which speculates that homosexual relations were engaged in by any of the male Hobbit characters in any Lord of the Rings films or novels.
"That's right at the end of Return of the King Frodo's sittin' in the bed and Merry and Pippin jump right in and get it on! Then Sam and Gimli show up and just sit there and watch the whole thing."
2. Any uncomfortable or unseemly discussion among peers.
"Hey shut up man! That's fuckin hobbit talk."
3. Litteral. The interjection used to interrupt discussions of the above.
"Hey did you hear about Sarah goin down on your bud..."
Today's comment concerns the reunion of gay friends...
Mandrew: "I can't wait to see you tonight. It's been so long"
Jeff: "I know! I'm beginning to forget what you look like... from the front!"
:: posted by Jeff, 2:41 PM
